Changelog: Me
All notable changes to this human will be documented in this file.
The format is based on Keep a Changelog,
and this project adheres to Semantic Versioning... loosely.
Version Scheme
- MAJOR - Fundamental identity shift or life paradigm change
- MINOR - New capability, habit, or significant behavior change
- PATCH - Small tweaks, bug fixes to personality, minor optimizations
[Unreleased]
Planned
- Learn to say "no" without a 10-minute explanation
- Actually use the gym membership
[2.4.0] - 2025-01-15
Added
- New social subroutine: initiating conversations with strangers
- Morning routine v3.0 with meditation module
- Ability to leave parties without Irish goodbye
Changed
- Upgraded sleep schedule from "chaotic" to "mostly consistent"
- Refactored inner monologue to be 40% less self-critical
Deprecated
- Doom scrolling before bed (migration to reading in progress)
Fixed
- Bug where compliments caused system crash (now responds with "thank you")
- Memory leak causing forgotten names within 3 seconds of introduction
[2.3.1] - 2024-11-20
Fixed
- Hotfix for anxiety spike when phone rings (now only mild panic)
Security
- Patched vulnerability to unsolicited advice from relatives
[2.3.0] - 2024-10-01
Added
- Cooking skill tree: unlocked "meals beyond pasta"
- New hobby: [insert hobby here]
Changed
- Migrated primary friend communication from "meaning to text back" to "actually texting back"
Removed
- Toxic positivity module (replaced with realistic optimism)
- That one coping mechanism that wasn't actually coping
[2.2.0] - 2024-07-15
Added
- Boundary-setting API (still in beta)
- Journaling habit
Changed
- Reduced caffeine dependency from "IV drip" to "moderate"
Known Issues
- Still cannot fold fitted sheets
- Tendency to overshare when nervous
[1.0.0] - [Birth Year]
Added
- Initial release
- Basic crying and sleeping functionality
- Cuteness module (later deprecated)
Template for New Entries
## [X.Y.Z] - YYYY-MM-DD
### Added
- New behaviors, skills, relationships, or capabilities
### Changed
- Updates to existing patterns, habits, or perspectives
### Deprecated
- Old habits being phased out (but not gone yet)
### Removed
- Things you've successfully stopped doing
### Fixed
- Bugs in your personality or behavior you've addressed
### Security
- Boundaries set, energy protected, toxic patterns blocked
Remember: Unlike software, you're allowed to ship with bugs. That's called being human.